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Lots of lower-case
letter "i" |
When it should be a capital
letter. |
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Unnecessary CAPITAL LETTERS. |
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Big bold MASSIVE text or
changing fonts to emphasize key words. |
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Reference, link or quote
from a website where your details are listed.
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A website where they have
harvested your email address. |
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Any offer of a commission
payment for your "trouble". |
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Wanting you to supply mobile
phones. |
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Loads of bad grammar by an
author who really should know better. |
With an English name claiming
to be a Doctor or Professor but who can't spell or construct
a sentence properly in English. |
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Asking you to pay a travel
agency for something. |
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Insisting to pay by credit
card when you don't offer that facility. |
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Asking you to supply bottles
of mineral water. |
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Mentioning
using your restaurant
when you don't have one. |
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Wanting you to pay for airline
tickets in advance. |
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Your
hotel, cabin, lodge
or apartment
when you don't have one. |
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You receive the email late
Friday afternoon or Saturday morning. |
Gives scammers more time
before an ISP can react to spam reports received. |
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Any
reference to
Western Union. |
Western Union
are a large, well-respected and legitimate financial corporation
but scammers find ways to use their good name to perpetrate
a scam. For example, type in the search terms western
union scam into your browser and surf the relevant websites
to find out more. |
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Female Model / Modeling /
Modelling |
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Urgent |
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Delegates |
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Researchers |
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Seminar |
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okay |
Often used repeatedly. |
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Don't let me down |
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I expect to hear from you as soon as possible |
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I expect your urgent response |
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United States of America |
Spelling mistakes are common. |
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to your country |
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coming down to your country |
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secure the accommodations immediately |
Spelling mistakes are common. |
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have a nice day |
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God bless |
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thanks for your anticipated timely response |
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book reservations immediately |
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Don't disappoint
me |
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Clients |
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Marriage |
Not seen often. |
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Dr / Doctor |
"Doctors" who can't
spell or construct a sentence? We know that their handwriting
can sometimes be difficult to read :-) but a doctor's spelling
and grammar is always perfect. |
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Reverend / Rev. |
Might be genuine - can you
be sure? |
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Professor / Prof. |
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Pastor |
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Esteem / Esteemed |
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Vocation |
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Audition / Auditioning |
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Summit |
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Comprehensive bill |
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Thanks for your anticipated co-operation |
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Reunion in your country |
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Collegues |
Spelling? |
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meeting conference in your country |
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lodge in your place |
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Get back to me ASAP so that
we can proceed with the booking |
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reservation will be made
immediately |
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coming to your country for
a programme |
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I would like to make a reservation of
room within your establishment |
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mandate of this amount via WESTERN UNION
or MONEY GRAM |
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| FAMILY RESSERVATION |
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| How are you
doing today? Hope you are doing great. |
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Greetings, How are you this morning?
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I would like to solicit you so that you
render this service to me |
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| let me know
the grand cost of the stay for 20 days |
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time of my wedding nights with my wife |
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| do get back
to me with the requirements as stated above |
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| couples coming
for their honey moon at your property |
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help me for
the purchase of the plane tickets
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Looking forward
to receiving your response soon |
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for my children who will be coming for a holidays from
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| seeking for
accomodation in your place. |
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| If the desired
dates are available, please reply me, |
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| we will make
Advance payment through a secured cheque payment, Indicate
if you accept cheque payment. |
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| Hello, Could
you please confirm availability and total cost for the dates
stated below for 4 guests from India. I am Dr. David
*******, of the
******* Infertility Clinic
[with an address in India].
Arrival Date: 1st May 2009 Departure Date: 12th May, 2009
Room Type: Standard single Room Number of Rooms: 4 Length
of Stay: 12days Please advise availability. Moreover, what
is the TOTAL COST in EURO for the entire period? and the
total cost however should reflect government taxes if available.
As our policy, our sponsors will make a deposit for this
booking via certified cheque, once availability and total
cost is confirmed. Is this ok? Your prompt response will
be appreciated and hoping that we could partner in the hospitality
business. Sincerely yours, Dr David *******, ******* Infertility
Clinic.
[with an address in India].
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Usually, REAL Doctors don't broadcast the fact.
And I'm guessing real Doctors wouldn't arrange this kind
of thing themselves. There would be someone to do that for
them.
"...and hoping that we could partner in the hospitality
business." Why would an infertility clinic want a
hospitality partnership?
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| Please do get
back to me quickly as we don't have much time at our disposal.
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Pressure,
right from the word go! |
| My name is Sir
Mike ******** from UK I need
to book for a ten days reservation in your apartment/hotel
for A team members of our organisation coming to your country
for a Seminar from UK. I want to know if there are free
spaces for their accommodation. |
Why is the English grammar so bad for a "Sir"? And
anyway, why should "Sir" be so interested in your accommodation
when he doesn't actually know exactly what it is or where
it is? |
| Je suis Mr
****
******, pour nos vacances j'aimerais louer votre
Etablissement. pour la Période du 05 Mai jusqu' au 05 Aout
2008, Nous sommes au nombres de 04 personnes. Ceci dit je
désire savoir si vous acceptez les règlements par Cartes
de Crédit à l'avance ou dans le cas contraire un Virement
Bancaire. Veuillez nous repondre dès que possible s'il vous
plait. |
What "establishment" is the Monsieur
referring to exactly? |
| Hi, How are
you doing today? Hope you are doing great. Please I want
to make a reservation for my children who will be coming
for a holidays from 5th to 25th of September 2007.Please
kindly get back to me if the mentioned dates are available
and also let me know the grand cost of the stay for 20 days.
Note that they are consist of 4 people. Looking forward
to receiving your response soon, Best Regards, David
*****. |
Claiming to be a Doctor, how many Doctors do you know that
say, "Hi, How are you doing today?" when they have never
spoken to you before? Answer = None! And "grand cost"
is also very cheesy in this context. The expression "grand
cost" might wash from Ireland, but from anywhere else?
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| Hello, I am
Mister ****
***** director of prestige
shop at the time of my wedding nights with my wife. I would
like to make a reservation of room within your establishment.
My Stay will be carried out over 04 days limiting duration
from the 30/04/07 to the 04/05/07. I would like to know
in order to confirm my reservation if you have A terminal
for credit cards because I would like to pay you by credit
card (visa/master card.). I wish to make a pre total payment
after reception of The tariffs. Also I have an important
service to ask you. I would like to pay The plane tickets
but it is that the travel agency have not a terminal for
credit cards I cannot go to the bank to take money because
I’m currently in Tripoli for seminary. For the expenses
of the plane tickets, I would like to solicit you so that
you render this service to me Which will consist in outputting
on the credit card all the sum of my stay, in addition To
the amount of the reservation, the sum of 4000 euros which
will help me for The purchase of the plane tickets. Then
made me a mandate of this amount via WESTERN UNION or MONEY
GRAM. I wish of any heart that you render this service to
me so that I arrive at your ESTABLISHMENT because we are
already ready. I would also like as a thanks for the service
which you will render to me that you also take away for
you the sum of 600 euros like commission. I am thus in waiting
of the total invoice so that I send To you my credit card
for all the charges mentioned If you do not have availabilities
let us know when you are available to receive us. Thank
you. cordially MR **** *****
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Director, prestige shop,
reference to Western Union, wedding nights with my
wife, plane tickets...
And, nobody scribes "Mister" anymore.
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I am an agent with **********
Consulting Ltd, **
************ Road, LONDON,
**** *** seeking for accomodation
in your place. The accommodation required is 4 double rooms
to sleep 4 young couples for 10 nights. The dates desired
are October 5th 2009 to October 15th 2009 ( 10nights). If
the desired dates are available, please reply me, stating
your group discounted reservation,including all taxes and
rates,also the subtotal for the 10 nigths. we will make
Advance payment through a secured cheque payment, Indicate
if you accept cheque payment. |
Reservation agent **** ********. "Seeking accomodation in
your place." Apart from that spelling mistake, he doesn't
know what or where "your place" actually is, which is very unusual
for a reservation agent! And "discounted reservation, including
all taxes, and rates, also the sub-total..." is well over-the-top
for a reservation agent enquiry. And why does he write...
"sleep 4 young couples for 10 nights."? Is it because
he's trying to appeal to some human emotion? And apart from
other grammatical errors in this email, there is no need to spell London with
capital letters - or is he trying to inspire confidence that someone from a
"LONDON" address is totally and utterly, without-a-doubt, absolutely
first-class and
100%
genuine? |